fabulusly:

I COME OFF AS AN ASSHOLE BUT ONCE YOU BECOME MY FRIEND OR CLOSE TO ME I WILL CARE ABOUT YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD AND YOU’LL REALIZE THAT I DO HAVE A HEART IM JUST TIRED OF BEING DISRESPECTED AND STEPPED ON 

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

sexistant:

cybernude:

fuckinq:

supnoah:

How To Escape The Friend Zone

How to Seduce Every Zodiac Sign

Easy Ways To Have A Great Sex Life

Those ways to have a great sex life were unbelievable! I can’t wait to test out Number 5(;  

I love this post! Honesty the how to escape the friendzone helped me out ALOT! 

omg! the how to’s really work   

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

emliyfields:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

queerhornyblob:

peaing:

this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute

even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute

also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute

and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute

congrats

u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs

why am i crying